Tuesday, November 03, 2009
TfL bosses bin Kelly Brook's buns after Tube boob

Posters of Kelly Brook advertising her naked appearance in West End play Calendar Girls have been deemed too raunchy for London Tube passengers, according to every single newspaper in the known universe today.

Following alleged complaints from Transport for London, the advertisers have been asked to enlarge the pictures of the iced buns she is holding to ensure the ad complies with its policies.

Full marks to whoever engineered this story. Not only does it manage to fuse gratuitous pictures of Kelly Brook's cleavage with limitless use of moral outrage (making it OK to show the pictures) but it went national the day before she made her debut in the show.

Note: PR does not get much better than this.