SUBJECT: Hi Sam
Alright fella, it’s you here from the year 2010. A few pieces of advice for you (because I’ve become quite fond of you):
- For Christ sake don’t bother trying to get any decent grades at uni (although you’re probably on the case with this one) because it turns out you become a web designer, which you can learn how to do by searching Alta Vista or Infoseek (but probably just Google. You’ll see).
- She’s totally right – you WILL meet someone else and it will aaaaall be OK!
- Take Theo to the doctors, your instincts are totally right, he shouldn’t be looking for himself in your cupboard
- If anyone tells you that it’s not possible to down a whole bottle of wine it’s because they’re jealous