To win two tickets to see 90s indie legends Suede at the O2 on Tuesday, all you need to do is either tweet @orangehelpers or email firstname.lastname@example.org with the phrase:
“Please let @prgeek get Back to the Future!”
(Make sure you include '@orangehelpers' in your tweet, or cc email@example.com on the email.)
I've stopped getting responses from Orange on the issues I've had with their network, so you will be doing me a massive favour in my attempt to escape from 1998.
The winner will be chosen at random at midnight tonight (and you're in with a very good chance).