Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Is Facebook hunting me?

Only one of two things will happen after the publication of this story on the front page of today's Metro.


The UK population will stop reading newspapers altogether, after the sudden realisations that a) the scaremongering has reached a level offensive to even the most passive observer, and b) Graham Cluley can not possibly be qualified to comment on every single story ever written.


Facebook becomes self aware and starts using humans as batteries to power its robot army.

Which one will it be?