Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Be a fake celebrity for the day

Pop down to your local shopping centre with some mates pretending to be an entourage, and you too could get shops closed for you to browse in private / security guards protecting you from crowds of 'fans'. Oh, and girls desperate to go out with you (watch to the end if you can bear it).

Amazing stuff, and a clear indicator that we just love the idea of pointless celebrity that hasn't been earned through actually *doing things*. If you want more proof, just look at the Kardashians...

I'm off to try this in Covent Garden Piazza.