Friday, September 09, 2016
Answers to all your iPhone 7 questions

Yes, carpool karaoke was as awks as the Tim & Bono "high one".

No, you don't need a headphone jack. Stop whining and get over it.

Yes, Jony Ive videos have now become parodies of Jony Ive videos.

No, the fact people might lose a wireless earbud is not news.

Yes, you should get wireless earbuds. Your music will sound great.

No, not the Apple ones. Because they look ridiculous.

Yes, your Space Grey theme is effed but it was effed anyway.

No, you shouldn't get Jet Black. Fingerprints & scratches, dammit!

Yes, this is the best iPhone ever. Making it worse would be stupid.

No, it's not as good as the iPhone 8.